What I have learned about life from living in Mexico day 2:
1. Parties will start minimum one hour after the designated starting time.
2. Parties will never have a designated ending time. People actually enjoy each other’s presence and don’t have a specific hour upon which they will be asked to vacate.
3. Everyone’s invited.
4. RSVP doesn’t apply.
5. It’s more fun this way.
Also two soccer teams which are very important are playing tonight, and you can hear synchronized screaming throughout the neighborhood upon every gooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.